Bill decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks. “Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs.”

Jim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, “Darling, what's wrong?”

“There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

“Ex wife!” she screams, “I didn't know you were married before!”

“I wasn't!”