A Game with Which He’s Not Familiar Golf Joke 1

A Game with Which He’s Not Familiar

Lonnie was quite pleased with himself. A below-average golfer, he’d managed to play eight holes on the storied North Berwick links in only 18-over par.

“So tell me the truth, Nigel,” he said to his caddie. “What do you think of my game?”

“Quite nice, sir,” Nigel sniffed. “But I rather prefer golf.”

A Game with Which He’s Not Familiar Golf Joke 2

A Map Might Help

A few holes into a round at Turnberry, Wade noticed his caddie checking his watch almost constantly.

“Jeremy, are you in a big hurry?” he huffed.

“Nay, sir,” the caddie responded. “Why do you ask?”

“Because you keep looking at your watch.”

“Oh, no sir, it’s not a watch,” Jeremy said. “It’s a compass.”