Playing to His Age, Golf Joke 1

Playing to His Age, Golf Joke

An older gentleman named Carl was chatting with one of his club’s young members, Ben. “I still play in the upper 70s,” Carl told Ben, a hint of pride in his craggy voice.

“Wow,” Ben replied, genuinely impressed. “That’s pretty amazing.”

“I suppose,” Carl chuckled. “My doctor said if I play when it’s hotter, I’ll probably have a stroke.”

Playing to His Age, Golf Joke 2

Fore for Four, Golf Joke

Gary is just about to hit his tee shot on the sixth hole when a golf ball comes screaming from a nearby fairway, striking him in the chin.

When the offending player drives up, Gary lets him have it. “You jerk!” he screams while rubbing his jaw. “I’ll sue you for 5 million bucks!”

“Well, I said, ‘Fore,’” the other golfer protests.

“Fine,” says Gary, “I’ll take it!”