Pro Golfer Dream Joke

killer slice

Killer Slice

The first hole at Ben's home course runs parallel to a busy street. One day Ben launches a wicked slice into traffic; the ball smashes the windshield of a car, which veers into a tree.

Distraught, Ben runs into the clubhouse. "Somebody help!" he yells. "I sliced my tee shot on number one and it hit a car, and the car crashed into a tree! What should I do?"

Says the pro, "Try swinging more inside-to-out."